Nintendo Soap cartridges
I WAS PANICKING THE WHOLE TIME BEFORE I REALIZED IT WAS SOAP WHAT
I WANT TO RUB MEGA MAN ALL OVER MY NAKED BODY I’M GOING TO CRYthank god, i was getting reallyupset as i scrolled nd then i read the captions
wow this was so concerning for a moment hahaha
I know. With religion, people shun it, some people don’t, but the whole country is with this shiz, though. But if you honestly think about it, straight girls and guys, I’m pretty sure if they were genderbent with their same wiring that quite a few of them would be bananacrammers and scissor sisters for a day. 8T..
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
Thank you for being alive today. Thank you for continuing to try. Thank you for breathing the same air I do, and I hope you have wonderful dreams when you sleep because you deserve them.
Let’s try to hit 25k by Christmas, because holy shit the holidays are so stressful for everyone ever.
This came at the most perfect timing
*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33
remember, kids. ”pinnacles” is pronounced
WHY DOES THIS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE
OK GUYS DO ME A HUGE FAVOR, THIS IS ULTRA IMPORTANT MY CAR GOT STOLEN IN HOLYOKE MASSACHUSETTS AROUND 3PM SO IF YOU SEE THE RED CHRYSLER BELOW WITH LIC. PLATE NUMBER 822 FW5 ANYWHERE IN THE WESTERN TO EASTERN PARTS OF MASSACHUSETTS PLEASE CALL THE HOLYOKE POLICE DEPARTMENT…
#oH MY GOD #OH MY GOD??? #SEND HELP #THAT SANTA HAS LITERALLY NEVER BEEN MORE TERRIFIED IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE #’AND WHAT DO /YOU/ WANT FOR CHRISTMAS’ HE ASKS AS ROSE PERCHES DAINTILY UPON HIS KNEE #’I’D JUST LIKE MOMMY TO LOVE ME AGAIN’ SAYS ROSE ‘IT HASN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE DADDY LEFT’ #’SIS YOU KNOW YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT DADDY’ DAVE CHIPS IN AS HE SPRAWLS ACROSS SANTA’S OTHER KNEE #’THE NICE POLICEMAN TOLD US THAT WHEN HE WAS HELPING US GUNPROOF THE HOUSE.’ #SANTA FEELS COLD SWEAT DRIP DOWN THE BACK OF HIS SUIT #HE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE #’DO YOU DO THIS OUT OF PHILANTHROPIC URGES?’ ASKS ROSE #’OR IS THIS ODD CHOICE OF PROFESSION PERHAPS ROOTED IN THE LACK OF A REASSURING AUTHORITY FIGURE IN YOUR OWN CHILDHOOD?’ #’WHERED YOU GET THE SUIT BRAH’ SAYS DAVE ‘LETS BE HONEST I COULD ROCK THAT SHIT MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY OF YOUR WEIRD ELF BASED PORNOS’ #SANTA TRIES TO REACH FOR THE BUTTON UNDER HIS CHAIR THAT WILL ALERT MALL SECURITY#ROSE LETS OUT A LADYLIKE SHRIEK AND DAVE LEAPS TO HIS FEET TO DEFEND HER VIRTUE #THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF SANTA’S LIFE
this children is the first ever post I have ever seen on tumblr about homestuck before I knew what homestuck was there was a reason I was fucking terrified of this fandom for about a year
Once my brother asked “WHAT’S YAOI” really loudly at an anime convention and everyone in the group reacted like he’d accidentally set off a gun
oh hey link what’s up little guy
you don’t look so hot. you have a headache?
well let’s take a look see
it’s a boy. omg i’m a grandma
i’m so proud
ERIDAN WOULD PRONOUNCE WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE AS WWELCOME TO NIGHT WHALE AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
Imagine Eridan in an alternate universe where other people give him nicknames instead of the other way around. Eri. Eridaniel. Danny. Dandan. Eribabs.